The winner of the Hilti Drill was thrilled to win:
"Thank you so much!
I can’t remember the last time I won anything as nice."
—Donnie Moore, Virginia Beach, VA
The results from the 'other' competition are in also, it is was decisive:
Our winner gave his reasoning behind voting for the ShopVac:
"I’m thinking the small hands could be an issue when handling the taser, and the hairpiece is easy prey for a shop vac with so much power.
Surely once the hair is removed, he’d lose all his power, charm and good looks. He’d still have 8+ billion dollars and a beautiful wife, and I think he’d be okay."
—Donnie Moore
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